when you hear a dirty joke

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With younger kids:

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That awkward moment when an obviously beautiful person gets loads of compliments and keeps saying, “No, I’m not.” over and over.

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Oh my god, I’m dying. XD

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That awesome moment when you walk into a store and they’re playing your favorite song…

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The day my teacher tries to hit me

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  • Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
  • Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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